Article 4: The Great Succulent Conspiracy

You may think you know what succulents are, but do you really know what's going on? The succulent underground is more complex than you think.

We're not talking about just any old cactus. We're talking about the ones with the secret societies, hidden agendas, and backroom dealings.

They're like little spies, living in the shadows, sipping their water and plotting world domination.

But don't just take our word for it! Click here for more evidence.